Thursday, September 10, 2020

Tie-on Thong Socks to Limit Perspiration

 For your feet. 

1 17" sq. bandanna

Scissors

Toe Thongs, ,Flip Flops et cet era.

Cut the scarf four times across, fold one, cut in half, fold again cut each of these in half. 

Making 4, 4" by 17"  sections.

Place the center of one strip under the ball of your foot. Bring it up and around and tie into a knot on the top of your foot. Repeat on other foot.


Enough for two wears. Never let them see you sweat. 

Tuesday, September 8, 2020

Hot Dog

 If I were an Oscar Meyer Wienee

NoOne could have much love for me

Because,

If I were an Oscar meyer Wienee

I'd be filled with cholesterol and Ghee.


Another Hot Dog, my dog.

Below

Not yet.


            ---->   Here:





Thursday, August 27, 2020

Notary Public or Ordained Minister?

 The pressure or maybe it's the lack of it or probably it's some of each of these creates a stir in one's self when you reach the age of fifty. Things like those in the title of this post begin to look appealing. Things that don't require 17 years of college but sound as if they do. These look very appealing.

If you are like me you were not aware of the qualifications. And, you learned of them while watching something like "Ïnked" or "KUWTK". Once this television viewing blessed me, I became most tempted.

There are other great finds when you look up and realize your existence in this life if over half gone. Another kosher treat -- even though I am not Jewish I like this holy sanct twist-- would be something "Chef." I don't think it matters on this one just get a cook'🎈s job and make it sound good.

Saturday, August 22, 2020

The Goal: Five A Day

 Now, is that pain pills or vegetables? Fruit and vegetables? I think it's going to be the vegetables. And if I need the pain relief I guess I could do five of each. That's a somewhat reasonable goal.

I like milk products more, though. Chocolate, Caramel, Peanut Butter, Pecan or fruity mixes. THAT'S too bad, probably. 

How 'bout five posts on this jlog {jamming blog). I probably can't do that every day. Ho.

Self Portrait ^

Why Call this Little Crumpets... ?

 I have several mantras, well, at least a few, "five little pumpkins," Let me see," five, six, seven, eight. Who do we appreciate?,"Murphy's Law" -- which is a very old one from age 10, grade 5 and does not seem to have the same meaning as it did then, which, meant like Job from the Bible,

Etc..

So I'm going with the pumpkins but changing that word to Crumpets because these words resemble and because crumpet, as well, sounds like trumpet, which goes nicely with a drum..



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This is a dolly for a container drum


Hopefully I can produce tidbits of yeast leavened verbile-ity. 


[The numerical value of versage in Pythagorean Numerology is: 5] @    definitions.net

And, stage these on my abstract collection of drums.

Drum

 Drumming: A bored action done with the fingertips while trying to gather some useful thoughts.

Drum: A percussion sound system created by pounding with closed fingers facing down or special sticks finalized with a small ball, usually made from wood.

Drum: A large

container for  holding spackling, tar, tires, yard sale items and so on.

Sitting: Sitting restfully in a chair or actually on almost any surface that's not terribly inclined.

e.g. @ sweetwater.com

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 onus: duty  Well, might trash this one. Sounds like you don't want to work. Out of Hades and into Duty although I'm not sure about ...