Notary Public or Ordained Minister?

 The pressure or maybe it's the lack of it or probably it's some of each of these creates a stir in one's self when you reach the age of fifty. Things like those in the title of this post begin to look appealing. Things that don't require 17 years of college but sound as if they do. These look very appealing.

If you are like me you were not aware of the qualifications. And, you learned of them while watching something like "Ïnked" or "KUWTK". Once this television viewing blessed me, I became most tempted.

There are other great finds when you look up and realize your existence in this life if over half gone. Another kosher treat -- even though I am not Jewish I like this holy sanct twist-- would be something "Chef." I don't think it matters on this one just get a cook'🎈s job and make it sound good.

The Goal: Five A Day

 Now, is that pain pills or vegetables? Fruit and vegetables? I think it's going to be the vegetables. And if I need the pain relief I guess I could do five of each. That's a somewhat reasonable goal.

I like milk products more, though. Chocolate, Caramel, Peanut Butter, Pecan or fruity mixes. THAT'S too bad, probably. 

How 'bout five posts on this jlog {jamming blog). I probably can't do that every day. Ho.

Self Portrait ^

Why Call this Little Crumpets... ?

 I have several mantras, well, at least a few, "five little pumpkins," Let me see," five, six, seven, eight. Who do we appreciate?,"Murphy's Law" -- which is a very old one from age 10, grade 5 and does not seem to have the same meaning as it did then, which, meant like Job from the Bible,

Etc..

So I'm going with the pumpkins but changing that word to Crumpets because these words resemble and because crumpet, as well, sounds like trumpet, which goes nicely with a drum..

                                                                                          🙉💼🎼↬↜↥

This is a dolly for a container drum

Hopefully I can produce tidbits of yeast leavened verbile-ity. 

[The numerical value of versage in Pythagorean Numerology is: 5] @    definitions.net

And, stage these on my abstract collection of drums.

Drum

 Drumming: A bored action done with the fingertips while trying to gather some useful thoughts.

Drum: A percussion sound system created by pounding with closed fingers facing down or special sticks finalized with a small ball, usually made from wood.

Drum: A large

container for  holding spackling, tar, tires, yard sale items and so on.

Sitting: Sitting restfully in a chair or actually on almost any surface that's not terribly inclined.

e.g. @ sweetwater.com

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What is A Crumpet?

 According to Wikipedia: Originally from England, also called Pikelets, also very popular in Scotland or Wales this is a pan fried unsweet batter. Is this human, perhaps?  Aha, they are made with yeast. They may not be but surely something humans will eat and in large quantities.

In the lower tier

So bubbly topped with taste of the English Muffin. Interesting, probably makes great French Toast.